Me called Whitigol. Me have big box. Box sit on big rock. Box glow when me feed it wall juice. Me sit on hard stone. Me stare into glowing box that plug into big box. Me smash fingers on little boxes that plug into big box. Each little box make symbol. Symbols go on glowing box. Me not know what symbols mean, but me feel them in bones. Me think big box and glowing box listen. Me hope they listen.
Big box no listen. Glowing box do weird thing. Me grunt. Me angry. Me stomp foot. Big box just glow. Mock me. Me hit table. Table no care. Me try again. Smash more. Type more. Move symbols around. Me hit big key on little box. Big box and glowing box do new thing. Still wrong thing. But different. Different mean progress.
Me keep going. More smash. More weird symbols. Sometimes big box make beeps. Sometimes glowing box make hot air. Me press more buttons. Me try again. Me think. Me hope.
After many moons, big box and glowing box finally do what me want. Me no know how. Me no ask questions. Me just nod. Me call this “code.” Me write code. Code make big box and glowing box do dance. Code make things happen. Code make internet do thing.
Me called Whitigol.
Me smart.
Me strong.
Me code.
Me think.