Running a file that requires lighthouse breaks #290
Description
The problem
I'm attempting to run lighthouse with the @now/node builder, and I am running into a problem. Here is the src and logs of the lambda. I believe below is the simplest way to replicate the bug.
The code
// test.js
require('lighthouse')
The command
ncc run test.js
The module resolution warnings
ncc: Module directory "/~/api/node_modules/lighthouse/lighthouse-core/lib/i18n" attempted to require "intl" but could not be resolved, assuming external.
ncc: Module directory "/~/api/node_modules/ws/lib" attempted to require "utf-8-validate" but could not be resolved, assuming external.
ncc: Module directory "/~/api/node_modules/ws/lib" attempted to require "bufferutil" but could not be resolved, assuming external.
The error
...
5837kB [2471ms] - ncc 0.15.2
Error: EBADF: bad file descriptor, fstat
at tryStatSync (fs.js:517:13)
at Object.fs.readFileSync (fs.js:553:3)
at Object.282 (/node_modules/lighthouse/lighthouse-core/report/html/html-report-assets.js:16:1)
at __webpack_require__ (/webpack:bootstrap:19:1)
at Object.180 (/node_modules/lighthouse/lighthouse-core/report/report-generator.js:8:1)
at __webpack_require__ (/webpack:bootstrap:19:1)
at Object.9 (/node_modules/lighthouse/lighthouse-core/runner.js:20:1)
at __webpack_require__ (/webpack:bootstrap:19:1)
at Object.701 (/node_modules/lighthouse/lighthouse-core/index.js:8:1)
at __webpack_require__ (/webpack:bootstrap:19:1)
evalmachine.<anonymous>:1
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TypeError: process.off is not a function
at ChildProcess.exit (evalmachine.<anonymous>:1:31377)
at emitTwo (events.js:126:13)
at ChildProcess.emit (events.js:214:7)
at Process.ChildProcess._handle.onexit (internal/child_process.js:198:12)