…where nothing happens, on purpose.
Q: Why don’t you have any projects here?
A: Because modern programming cured me of joy.
Q: Wait, what happened?
A: Imagine trying to build a house, but every brick is from a different country, labeled in a language no one speaks, and the instruction manual just says “Good luck 💅.”
Q: There’s so much free info online!
A: Free? You mean the $599 “Ultimate Junior Dev MegaCourse” that ends with “Set up a portfolio and pray”?
Yeah. Free.
Q: What about the community?
A: It’s amazing. Especially if you love sarcasm, superiority complexes, and being told “just read the docs” when the docs are literally a broken link to an empty page.
Q: So are you done coding forever?
A: Let’s call it a trial separation. If programming decides to work on itself, maybe we’ll talk.
Until then, I’m seeing other hobbies.
I’m not available.
I’m not freelancing.
I’m not open to collab.
I’m free.
graph TD
A[Got excited about code] --> B[Taught myself everything]
B --> C[Started building cool stuff]
C --> D[Discovered documentation is a lie]
D --> E[Asked for help online]
E --> F[Got roasted by 14-year-olds with anime avatars]
F --> G[Tried a bootcamp]
G --> H[Got a badge, no skills]
H --> I[Burnout hits]
I --> J[Questioned life choices]
J --> K[Wrote sarcastic GitHub README]
K --> L((Peace))
Thanks for stopping by.
Feel free to browse my empty repositories — or don’t.
They're not going anywhere.