// Your first YankoviC program
spatula want_a_new_duck() {
    perform_a_parody("Welcome to YankoviC! Dare to be stupid!\n");
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich 27;
}

#eat like_a_server.hat

spatula want_a_new_duck() {
    // Start a real HTTP server
    amish_barn_raising(3000);
    
    // Set up routes  
    amish_buggy_trail_get("/", "welcome_page");
    amish_barn_delivery_post("/api/data", "handle_data");
    
    // Keep server running
    polka (its_a_fact) {
        jeopardy (amish_barn_still_standing()) {
            wait_for_a_moment(1000);
        }
    }
    
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich 27;
}

#eat UHF.hat

spatula want_a_new_duck() {
    start_the_show(800, 600, "My Game");
    
    polka (!the_shows_over()) {
        roll_the_camera();
        
        // Draw animated graphics
        pick_a_hawaiian_shirt(AL_RED);
        draw_a_spamsicle(100, 100, 50, 50);
        
        // NEW: Display images and play media
        fat_frame("al.jpeg", 200, 100, 400, 400);
        Lossless_Laughter("background_music.mp3", "audio");
        
        that_is_a_wrap();
    }
    
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich 27;
}

YankoviC/
├── 📄 README.md              # Main documentation  
├── 📄 WORDS.md               # Complete language reference
├── 📄 UHF_CHANNELS.md        # Graphics mode documentation
├── 🔧 install.sh             # Automated installer
├── 🚀 yankovic               # Global CLI command
├── 📁 backend/               # Backend server
├── 📁 frontend/              # Web IDE interface  
├── 📁 electron/              # Desktop app components
└── 📁 examples/              # Working example programs
    ├── like_a_server/        # ✅ Web server examples
    ├── weird_wide_web/       # ✅ Client-side web development
    ├── uhf_graphics/         # ✅ Graphics programming
    ├── albuquerque_math/     # ✅ Mathematics examples
    └── basic/                # ✅ Language fundamentals

spatula want_a_new_duck() {
    // Your code here
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich 27; // Return success
}

// Mutable variables
spatula age = 25;
verse name = "Alfred";

// Immutable variables (constants)
stupid spatula MAX_POLKAS = 100;
stupid verse ALBUM_NAME = "Dare to be Stupid";

// Function with return type and parameters
verse make_parody(verse original, spatula intensity) {
    verse result = "♪ " + original + " ♪";
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich result;
}

// Function call
spatula want_a_new_duck() {
    verse my_song = make_parody("Beat It", 11);
    perform_a_parody("New song: %verse\\n", my_song);
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich 27;
}

jeopardy (age >= 18) {
    perform_a_parody("You're an adult!\\n");
} another_one {
    perform_a_parody("Still a kid!\\n");
}

hardware_store (spatula i = 0; i < 10; i = i + 1) {
    perform_a_parody("Count: %spatula\\n", i);
}

// Frame-based animation loop
polka (!the_shows_over()) {
    roll_the_camera();
    // Draw stuff here
    that_is_a_wrap();
}

// Single-line comments
/* Multi-line
   comments */

// Comments can appear anywhere, even above import statements!
// This is totally fine:
#eat "my_library.hat"

start_the_show(800, 600, "My Awesome Window"); // Create window
cancel_the_show();                            // Close window
horoscope over = the_shows_over();            // Check if window closed

roll_the_camera();                     // Start new frame
paint_the_set(YELLOW_MUSTARD);         // Set background color
pick_a_hawaiian_shirt(ORANGE_CHEESE);  // Set draw color
draw_a_big_ol_wheel_of_cheese(x, y, radius);  // Draw circle
draw_a_spamsicle(x, y, width, height); // Draw rectangle
that_is_a_wrap();                      // End frame

#eat <UHF.hat>

spatula want_a_new_duck() {
    start_the_show(800, 600, "Bouncing Ball");
    set_polka_speed(60); // 60 FPS
    
    spatula x = 100;
    spatula dx = 5;
    
    polka (!the_shows_over()) {
        roll_the_camera();
        paint_the_set(SKY_BLUE_FOR_YOU);
        pick_a_hawaiian_shirt(ORANGE_CHEESE);
        draw_a_big_ol_wheel_of_cheese(x, 300, 50);
        
        x = x + dx;
        jeopardy (x > 750 || x < 50) {
            dx = -dx;
        }
        
        that_is_a_wrap();
    }
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich 27;
}

spatula random_spatula();                    // Random number 0-99
lasagna sin(lasagna angle);                  // Sine function
lasagna cos(lasagna angle);                  // Cosine function
spatula yoda(spatula a, spatula b);          // Modulus operation (remainder)
// More functions coming in future versions!

// my_utilities.hat
on_the_menu verse make_joke(verse setup) {
    verse punchline = setup + "... NOT!";
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich punchline;
}

private_stash spatula secret_number() {
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich 42; // Only visible within this file
}

#eat <UHF.hat>                    // Built-in library
#eat "lib/my_utilities.hat"       // Custom library from the projects folder
#eat "./helpers/math_stuff.hat"   // Relative path

// In a .hat file:
on_the_menu verse public_function() {
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich "Everyone can use this!";
}

private_stash verse internal_helper() {
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich "Only this file can use this";
}

#eat <UHF.hat>

spatula want_a_new_duck() {
    // Create a window
    start_the_show(800, 600, "Weird Al's Graphic Adventure");
    set_polka_speed(30); // 30 FPS
    
    spatula frame_count = 0;
    
    polka (!the_shows_over()) {
        roll_the_camera();
        
        // Animated background
        paint_the_set(TWINKIE_GOLD);
        
        // Draw spinning cheese wheels
        spatula angle = frame_count * 5;
        spatula center_x = 400;
        spatula center_y = 300;
        
        hardware_store (spatula i = 0; i < 8; i = i + 1) {
            spatula x = center_x + cos(angle + i * 45) * 150;
            spatula y = center_y + sin(angle + i * 45) * 150;
            
            pick_a_hawaiian_shirt(ORANGE_CHEESE);
            draw_a_big_ol_wheel_of_cheese(x, y, 30);
        }
        
        frame_count = frame_count + 1;
        that_is_a_wrap();
    }
    
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich 27;
}

spatula want_a_new_duck() {
    perform_a_parody("Hello, Weird World!\\n\\nDare to be stupid!");
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich 27;
}

#eat "lib/random_helpers.hat"

spatula want_a_new_duck() {
    verse numbers = generate_random_list(5, 1, 100);
    perform_a_parody("Random numbers: %verse\\n", numbers);
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich 27;
}

#eat <UHF.hat>

spatula want_a_new_duck() {
    start_the_show(400, 300, "Polka Dots");
    set_polka_speed(60);
    
    spatula dot_x = 200;
    spatula dot_y = 150;
    
    polka (!the_shows_over()) {
        roll_the_camera();
        paint_the_set(SKY_BLUE_FOR_YOU);
        
        pick_a_hawaiian_shirt(YELLOW_MUSTARD);
        draw_a_big_ol_wheel_of_cheese(dot_x, dot_y, 25);
        
        // Move the dot randomly
        dot_x = dot_x + (random_spatula() % 21) - 10;
        dot_y = dot_y + (random_spatula() % 21) - 10;
        
        // Keep dot on screen
        jeopardy (dot_x < 25) dot_x = 25;
        jeopardy (dot_x > 375) dot_x = 375;
        jeopardy (dot_y < 25) dot_y = 25;
        jeopardy (dot_y > 275) dot_y = 275;
        
        that_is_a_wrap();
    }
    
    twinkie_wiener_sandwich 27;
}