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There's nothing wrong with a cache over 2GB and brew cleanup is not guaranteed to bring the cache size under that threshold. We should not issue doctor warnings that are unfixable by the prescribed advice, especially when the supposed problem isn't actually a problem.

Fixes #3798.
Reverts #3783.